Jealousy?

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I like the idea of summoning patrons like Pokemon
- Pokethulhu
  
  Thank you so much for sharing lol
Extra hilarious because, IIRC, the previous comic was about having a patron that just wanted to bone you, except you're gay so it's a chore.
Poor C'tun Aket, it's not their fault they were born ugly. Warlocks always ask them "Where's my spell slot?", but nobody asks them "we'll bang, okay?"
- Hey, C’tun Aket is not ugly! There’s someone out there who would. So hard
That's rude to turn down your patron like that.
I mean I'm assuming a powerful enough Patron would easily be able to shapechange into whatever form they want. So if they're offering...
Choose your patrons wisely.
- Yeah, I'd be so pissed if I had the eldritch patron after seeing that
I mean, it's probably NOT fun. In fact I would hazard a guess that it is decidedly Slaaneshian
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