Sovereign citizen has his truck towed.
Sovereign citizen has his truck towed.
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Is it a requirement that these native English speakers barely speak english?
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If they understood what words meant, they wouldn't be SovCits.
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They definitely aren't too bright.
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yes, I did everything notarized
what matters is the judge's ruling
Notary's milking these guys dry, and the judge only matters until they rule against this poor dude.
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Requesting dismissal with prejudice is just a great detail. If granted, and the plaintiff tries to bring another suit for the same events, they’ll basically be told to GTFO.
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Soooo he didn’t even go after the correct towing company.
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He probably named them individually in the suit in addition to the company. One could argue he’s alleging that the named parties all personally engaged in towing his vehicle.
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That reminds me I need to run to the store to pick up some more silents.
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Slients*
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It's always just a bunch of word salad.
I sent them a memorandum to fineagle and reassess, along with my stamped proof of residual sentience, but they haven't gotten back to me about my right to reconnoiter.
Hey can I get you to co-sign my writ of certification certifying that I’m a former and current eukaryote?
You mean a private, unincorporated natural graduated zygote? Oh absolutely. Just let me get the notary of Registror the Imperative and a gallon of matriculated justifier.
That's how magic spells sound to non-magic users. Like all magic their shit is also made up.
luckily us real magic users use the proper and serious terminology
like "pinkily piggily dee, a fiddly tiddly tee, make me a sausage sandwich and a nice cuppa tea"