I love being told constantly how great it must be to be tall...no it's not literally nothing is designed for tall people pls take some of my height without killing me.
Being tall is not all it’s cracked up to be, I assure you.
My back and knees constantly hurt, I can’t buy clothes at stores, dodging chandeliers and low doorways isn’t fun, there’s nothing interesting on the top of shelves and cabinets, no I don’t play basketball, every airplane is uncomfortable, my feet hang off the end of the bed, and where are all these women who want tall men?
Yeah, well I probably smack my head on things far more frequently than most short people do. If they want my height, they'd better be willing to cough up some brain cells in exchange.