Minister Mortimer Adramelech of the Satanic Temple Gives Ultimatum to Iowa Republicans

"I dare you to pass this bill and allow me to send chaplains to your schools." -not a verbatim quote.

6mo ago

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i love these guys
- As an outside observer of all the religious, right-wing bullshit going on in the US, I'm loving what TST are doing.
  
  Then you should join us.
I'm an ordained minister in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Not joking. I have the rights of any ordained minister in my state. I'll go to school and help kids. No problem.

(I also got our friend ordained to marry us legally.)
- .... Who is the "us" this context
  
  WHO IS US
  
  his/her partner in noodle 🍜
im not much of a militant atheist but this is hilarious. smart advocacy.
- Chaotic Good
- I’m not even an atheist and I love it. Religion has no place in the schooling of children. Theology for adults is a different thing entirely but no, children shouldn’t be indoctrinated in schools. And if they are, turnabout is fair play.
And fellas - he's gonna teach kids about your religion. They're gonna learn things even you don't know.
- He's going to teach those kids things about their religion they don't want to know.
  
  Some of them will have asked questions he'll be the first to answer.
- Given what most of these nut jobs know about their religion that wouldn't be hard.
That grin…

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