2y ago

Choose carefully

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But it's in incomplete list. Without boobs, it isn't a fair comparison.
- Boobs are pretty neat
- Dyson sphere has boobs
  
  But no nipples
I don’t know like. Have you ever slept next to a woman? They generate about a Dyson spheres suns worth of heat.
- Damn, you got that model, mine is just subzero temp freezer, but it balances out since Im practically a nuclear reactor of heat
  
  It is useful in winter.
  I’m normally cold except if I’ve had a late takeaway or a drink, then I turn in to a furnace 🤣
- This clearly a lie. Their feet temperature are close to absolute zero
  
  The duality of woman
  
  Depends on the woman. My wife puts out more heat than a nuclear reactor.
A trillion of an SI prefix will always be silly. Just use a bigger prefix!
- While I agree, most people know tera- at this point. Most people probably do not know zetta- yet.
  
  Most of us aren't used to "terrawatts" though. Is that like one Earth worth of watts? One watt as measured on Earth? The definition of watt culturally accepted by Earthlings?
  
  And how're we supposed to learn when y'all keep dumbing shit down?
There's another way a girlfriend is like a Dyson sphere. I don't have a Dyson sphere.
The size of your mother. ✔️ ❌
how can women be expected to compete against the dyson sphere? it’s all over for us, smh 😔
Your gf doesn't do that? Weird.
- Is your girlfriend perchance a Dyson Sphere?
So you’re into power exchange relationships? sup?
Hold up! Isn't a Dyson sphere pretty low maintenance once it's built?
- Yeah it's a misconception, it's the Dyson swarm that's high maintenance
- I doubt it. A structure like that would be an enourmous engineering project pummeled by solar radiation on the inside and space debris on the outside.
- I guess it would depend on the temperature resistance and how the power is transmitted. Even solar panels wear out, and the collection surfaces of a dyson sphere would be a lot higher temp. But with something that scale, I'd imagine it would be a ton of maintenance work even if was a tiny amount per area.
- I mean wouldn't you still have to maintain the electrics of a sun sized surface? I guess you could use its own power for maintenance robots...
  
  All I know is that Picard's Enterprise found a long abandoned Dyson Sphere and it was still functional.

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