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My cloaca hurts just thinking about this.
How I feel as a currently pregnant human woman
I'mma find you and eat a hard boiled egg near you.
Like a human mother birthing a four-year-old child!
Jesus, women don’t get enough credit.
That's a bird.
A woman bird*
Ow ow ow ow
The egg is almost as big as the kiwi itself 😳
Of course, they are born as adults. If mama bird wasn’t carrying the egg, and rolled herself up, she’d fit in it, too.
Yeah ladies, it's like the late gestation of the kiwi when making an egg. Yeah, pretty hot. I know.
It's like that.
points to groin
/s
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