Opossum = Grass (grassland fighter)
Skunk = Fire (gas attack)
Raccoon = Water (washes food)
22 0 ReplyFully evolved:
Opossum = Grass/Ghost (plays dead)
Skunk = Fire/Poison (self explanatory)
Raccoon = Water/Dark (steals stuff)
14 0 ReplyI would swap skunk and raccoon, personally. Skunks shoot liquid at you, and I imagine of the three that the raccoon would be most likely to burn down a building, it if could.
5 0 ReplySkunks really tend more toward a toxic/poison element/type. By DnD standards, their self-defense is somewhere between Acid Spray and Stinking Cloud.
7 0 ReplyLiquid attacks can still count as poison. See the move "acid".
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An opossum, a raccoon, and a skunk walk into a bar. The bartender yells “can someone take out the trash?”
Someone brings the trash out to the trio, and they feast.
21 0 ReplyI'm choosing that fucked up cat
19 0 ReplyWhich one is that?
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I love my cat!
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I choose you Skunkacho !
10 0 ReplyP-U-kachu.
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Are these the new Evee evolutions?
8 0 ReplyPossum every time. Get fucked.
6 0 ReplyGo team opossum!
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Opossum 4 life
5 0 ReplyFor real life, or until it plays dead?
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Skunk stank was super effective!
4 0 ReplyTrash panda gang or bust. Fuck stinky bois and cowardly death-fakers, the trash shall rise!
4 0 ReplyI don't know about the other two but that opossum is definitely of the Bulbasaur kind
4 0 ReplyYou’ve got your garbage type, your poison type, and your opossum type
9 0 ReplyOpossum: The Naked Tail Pokemon.
This Pokemon is a very unique kind, being the only of its egg group native to its wild area. While having an incredibly smooth brain, this species can remember if a food is toxic for up to two weeks after ingesting it.
Normal/Dark. Ability: Run Away. Hidden Ability: Immunity.
5 0 ReplyOpossum: grass type evolves into a creature that pulls tree trunks out of its pouch and uses them like a weapon.
Racoon: water type evolves into a creature that drowns it's opponents by repeated dunks or by "washing"
Skunk: fire type that evolves to light its own farts like a chav
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I'll take the skunk; it's the only one with a special ability.
3 0 ReplyI don't think that's true. Opossum has the "startled" perk and Racoon has thumbs that allow for lock picking and wielding.
8 0 ReplyThose are buffs and we all know if it doesn't do damage, it's useless. Not only is Stink Spray a damaging attack, it applies a DOT effect.
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2 0 ReplyTrash pandas, trash cats, or fart squirrels? (no cap, that's real terminology) hrm... maybe I'll sit this version of the game out :-P Unless it offers the option to backfire occasionally, b/c that would be HILARIOUS!:-D
2 0 ReplyI choose prison boi
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