Gay: News, Memes and Discussion @lemmy.world Stamets @lemmy.world 2y ago

I am a money!

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Aww, a homosexual? But I wanted a peanut!
- There is an obvious joke here I am so desperately trying not to make
  
  Same clip as the meme
- Homosexuals can get many peanuts.
  
  Explain
  
  Well this store owner obviously is willing to exchange goods for services.
Why can't I be no kids and three money?
Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of ~~bumblebees~~ homosexuals on ‘em. ‘Give me five ~~bees~~ gays for a quarter,’ you’d say.
What's the exchange rate?
- I've been giving blowjobs for the past 3 years to pay off a Twix so it's not great
  
  But fun
  
  Wait, you guys are getting paid?
  
  Should have taken one stick then you only needed to give them for 1.5 years unless you enjoy it of course 😉
Putting a quote by avowed socialist martin luther king on your poster about which credit cards you accept is peak capitalism. if you threaten the social order they'll kill you, then they'll shove their ideology into your dead mouth as though you agreed with them all along.
- I dum
  
  The MLK quote is under the listed cards. Of course, he's referring to Christian "love," which is why it's okay to hate the gays.
  
  does no one else see the part of the image that says
  
  "I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear." Martin Luther King
  
  ?
Homersexuals*
Does MasterCard have a dream?
Taking your gay friends to the drive thru and going home alone with a cheeseburger.
I read that image as "We accept Visa, you discover MasterCard"
So they take my hole, got ya
- Man if they did then I'd have a way easier time in life.

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