Oh I'm sorry lemme just...

I came in late to a seminar due to a location change. Usually I'm a punctual person because the anxiety is hit-and-miss in crowds.

I groused quietly about the remaining seating and suggested I just go, because it could be better for everyone. She said "oh, don't worry: you'll be fine."

Before I could stop it, I'd fired back with, "oh, well that's the feeling of a lifetime of anxiety leaving my body. Why did no one try that before?"

Seminar day went a little downhill.

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Glad to see my advice worked! See? It's not that difficult
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I came in late to a seminar due to a location change. Usually I'm a punctual person because the anxiety is hit-and-miss in crowds.
I groused quietly about the remaining seating and suggested I just go, because it could be better for everyone. She said "oh, don't worry: you'll be fine."
Before I could stop it, I'd fired back with, "oh, well that's the feeling of a lifetime of anxiety leaving my body. Why did no one try that before?"
Seminar day went a little downhill.