2y ago

Ho Ho Holy shit!

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Good luck. We have totally credible intel from NORAD that Santa's max speed is faster than starlight.
https://www.noradsanta.org/en/sleighinformation
- Good luck targeting someone who can be at multiple places at the same time. That guy operates in eleven dimensions.
- hah! The 1993 documentary The Nightmare Before Christmas already conclusively proved that Santa can't even evade regular ol' flak
Don't worry, Santa has countermeasures.
I would honestly bet on the ancient flying wizard.
- When the missile is about to strike Santa's sleigh he opens his bag of tricks and inside it goes into an extra dimensional space. Then later he gives a nice missile, refueled and deactivated with a bow on it, to a Ukrainian artillerist who's been good this year.
  
  I picture battle hardened soldier sleeping, sitting down, with arms around ballistic guides surface to air missile the way a child might hug a stuffed animal.
  
  And whoever fired the missile gets radioactive coal ash dumped all over them.
You do not want the elves to find the location of your instalation
You have one shot before asking for mercy
Fat man's not just hypersonic, he's superluminal.
I love when weapons are called Patriot.
- Especially when their job is to rush at the enemy and explode themselves.
- Also the calculated speeds, to be able to deliver presents all over the world on a single night are enormous. And with amazing maneuverability, too!!
- i don't think a sleigh and some reindeer gives off enough heat
  You're forgetting about Rudolph: https://www.noradsanta.org/en/noradhq
  According to NORAD, Rudolph's nose emits in a similar part of the IR spectrum as conventional missiles.

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