Threads makes your server smoke
Always need a smoke after fucking over the federated
Zuck takes a smoke break, color, 2023
16 0 ReplyThat last one hits different.
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Don’t worry about it, Threads already gave me cancer
16 0 ReplyThis is way too good
3 0 ReplyLooks like you won this round. Have a cookie. Would you like to choose a picture for the next round?
2 0 ReplyThank you! I’ll have to look for one. You can go ahead and use something else if you already have one in mind
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"Got anything harder? The things I've had to translate today..."
11 0 ReplyMark C-3PO, before the newest upgrade into Mark Z-Uckerberg
6 0 ReplyI thought I got in early enough but I'm c4po on Threads.
5 0 ReplyHow Meta sees you after scraping your texts and seeing that you enjoy talking about Star Wars, smoking and outdoor activities.
5 0 ReplyPlease, let me light that for you Mr Zuckerberg. I hear the humans really like your new app. They can’t stop flapping their parts about it. Well done sir.
5 0 ReplyMeta dev pictured programming bot to blow smoke up your ass
5 0 Replyzuckerberg collecting personal information about my spambots
4 0 ReplyFucking hell... have you SEEN the "permission requirements" for that app...
4 0 ReplyThe birth of the C42O droid
2 0 ReplyMeta preparing their bots to take over the fediverse.
2 0 ReplyThe Singularity App has 98 million new users and a C&D, Lord Zuck
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