Weekend caption contest. Can you make it about Threads somehow?

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Threads makes your server smoke

Always need a smoke after fucking over the federated

Zuck takes a smoke break, color, 2023
- That last one hits different.
Don’t worry about it, Threads already gave me cancer
- This is way too good
- Looks like you won this round. Have a cookie. Would you like to choose a picture for the next round?
  
  Thank you! I’ll have to look for one. You can go ahead and use something else if you already have one in mind
"Got anything harder? The things I've had to translate today..."
- @Pronell @WhoRoger
  
  The new Quark's in Mos Eisley has a great deionization soda, said to be great for stabilizing the ol' positronic matrix.
Mark C-3PO, before the newest upgrade into Mark Z-Uckerberg
I thought I got in early enough but I'm c4po on Threads.
How Meta sees you after scraping your texts and seeing that you enjoy talking about Star Wars, smoking and outdoor activities.
Please, let me light that for you Mr Zuckerberg. I hear the humans really like your new app. They can’t stop flapping their parts about it. Well done sir.
Meta dev pictured programming bot to blow smoke up your ass
zuckerberg collecting personal information about my spambots
Fucking hell... have you SEEN the "permission requirements" for that app...
The birth of the C42O droid
Meta preparing their bots to take over the fediverse.
The Singularity App has 98 million new users and a C&D, Lord Zuck

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