Glad to help anybody who legit hasn't discovered it.
Also, I didn't realize this was an Onion bit until after I said this. Of course, that just kinda proves the rule about how you can't parody nutjobs without sounding like something they would actually say.
That tree, pinned to very probably the remains of its own relative, is undergoing an entirely new type of trauma
Cancelling winter holidays altogether would be beneficial for western economy, don't tell our politicians who need more taxpayers money...
an even bigger argument for more holidays
(remember: “the economy” == “rich people’s yacht money”)
The "breadcrumbs that fall off the table" of people with high incomes are the only thing that the majority of us is living on, unfortunately. I would rather the economy didn't collapse right now.
Should share to Religious Cringe as well; that's where I thought I was.
Thanks for informing us that !religiouscringe@midwest.social exists 😁
Glad to help anybody who legit hasn't discovered it.
Also, I didn't realize this was an Onion bit until after I said this. Of course, that just kinda proves the rule about how you can't parody nutjobs without sounding like something they would actually say.