2y ago

Cleared of all charges

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It's such a satisfying victory (that cannot be celebrated or even brought up again)
- The only correct way to bring it up, is to hand make your wife a beautiful shoe storage rack.
  
  This guy husbands
- That's when you give her a knowing gaze and say mmhm... and then walk away and avoid her until she stops wanting to murder you.
oh, the moment she realized you were wearing her shoes
Now someone post the follow up where she twists it to make it his fault anyways
- If I didn't have to do X then I'd have time to put my shoes away (while sitting on the couch doomscrolling insta)
Image Transcription: Twitter Post
no more, no less, @42_words
my wife yelling at me about the shoes all over the floor by the back door and then her suddenly stopping mid-WORD as she realizes that all the shoes are hers might be the single greatest moment in my life thus far
- didn't notice the name until seeing this, that is indeed 42 words.
Did you count the words?
- I did. If "mid-WORD" counts as one word, we're good.
  
  "mid-WORD" is two words, but one WORD.
  
  Indeed. Depends on if you are going by English word or word-processor word count.
  Edit: Well I guess mid is more a prefix then a word. This is a conundrum indeed.
My wife would have finished the phrase and I would give her the "you don't really expect me to do that" look
I would upvote, but there’s 222 and I’d like to keep it that way.
- It's now 338 if you'd like to drop your vote in. Rattles karma tin
  
  Done.
- Ah yes, the internet, where you get downvoted for voicing that you enjoyed seeing a minor pretty happenstance
  Once got the 9999 -> 10k voted on Reddit. Super satisfying and gif'd and commented it in the same post. Predictably got nuked

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