It's such a satisfying victory (that cannot be celebrated or even brought up again)
120 0 ReplyThe only correct way to bring it up, is to hand make your wife a beautiful shoe storage rack.
52 0 ReplyThis guy husbands
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That's when you give her a knowing gaze and say mmhm... and then walk away and avoid her until she stops wanting to murder you.
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oh, the moment she realized you were wearing her shoes
72 0 ReplyNow someone post the follow up where she twists it to make it his fault anyways
37 0 ReplyIf I didn't have to do X then I'd have time to put my shoes away (while sitting on the couch doomscrolling insta)
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no more, no less, @42_words
my wife yelling at me about the shoes all over the floor by the back door and then her suddenly stopping mid-WORD as she realizes that all the shoes are hers might be the single greatest moment in my life thus far
28 0 Replydidn't notice the name until seeing this, that is indeed 42 words.
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Did you count the words?
22 0 ReplyI did. If "mid-WORD" counts as one word, we're good.
15 0 Reply"mid-WORD" is two words, but one WORD.
7 0 ReplyIndeed. Depends on if you are going by English word or word-processor word count.
Edit: Well I guess mid is more a prefix then a word. This is a conundrum indeed.
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My wife would have finished the phrase and I would give her the "you don't really expect me to do that" look
12 0 ReplyI would upvote, but there’s 222 and I’d like to keep it that way.
12 0 ReplyIt's now 338 if you'd like to drop your vote in. Rattles karma tin
30 0 ReplyDone.
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Ah yes, the internet, where you get downvoted for voicing that you enjoyed seeing a minor pretty happenstance
Once got the 9999 -> 10k voted on Reddit. Super satisfying and gif'd and commented it in the same post. Predictably got nuked
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