They forgot the LGBTQ...

The LGBTQ does not steal your money, they steal your sex!

"If two men or two women can form a household based on an equal separation of responsibilities and reliance on one another, how am I gonna convince my wife God wants her to do the dishes while I drink beer and yell?"
- You went wrong at "convincing". Send it, hope for the best ;)
Dang LGBTQ came by and turned me gay. Now I can't stop fantasizing over other women! I mean, gestures wildly up and down
That's fine. I'm not using it right now anyway.
I knew it!
They don't want your money, honey, they want your love
- Aw, that's lovely 🥰

True story, the US is a state founded by immigrants.

If anything that's an argument against immigration, considering what happened to the people that lived there before
- Too bad the US is not what the natives made it to be 🤷... they didn't like what the immigrants did, but money is a very powerful thing.
- Well as long as they promise not to systematically murder us with vastly superior technology
no no, I'm not the child of immigrants! I'm iTaLiAn AmeRiCan, gosh.
/s
Illegal immigrants, no less.
- And before the decade-long process of today, even the legal immigrants had it way easier.
  Want to be an American? Great*, get on a boat, avoid icebergs, get off the boat at a port of entry, and talk to someone who will misspell your name.
  ^* ^Experiences ^may ^vary ^based ^on ^the ^foreign ^scapegoat ^at ^the ^time.

You climb to the top panels and start munching.
and on the right.... nothing's left.... 😔

Immigrants. I always knew it was them. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them

- I read "cock" 💀
Settle down, chairman moe! But, just to nitpick, what he says sounds a lot more like "immigants" to me. Which when I originally saw the scene, was the icing on the cake.

Immigrants? So elongated muskrat?

Exactly. normally when we think "immigrants" we think of the peniless illegal people who crawl under the fence or swim around it. No. The real enemy immigrants are the wealthies.
Especially the ones buying up all our real estate so houses sit empty and cost too much for anyone to live in them.

Is this loss
this is a both-sides argument, and therefore wrong.
because i can convey my point in a short phrase, i am therefore the winner.
knives out

bruh this is the worst 4 panel ive seen this week

If by 'worst' you mean 'bravest' and 'truest' and 'most important' then I agree
- Making fun of rightoids sure is brave on this site...
- Making fun of conservatives on a largely liberal-communist website, damn nothing braver than that lol
Political comics are hard to critique because people see it as an attack on the message and not the abysmal quality.
The funniest part is how the artist felt the need to write "the left" and "the right" on the characters as if this highly intellectual commentary is too subtle to understand without help. We've reached below the point of crappy editorial cartoons.
I think the content is good. The art feels a little rough, not sure if it is a style or not. If the original author is new at this stuff, this is pretty good. Everyone has to start somewhere.

Louis Armstrong with his brother Lance Armstrong back in 89 both went to the moon. All so you could have smaller computers and political posts like this :/

I removed and moan as much as the next bloke, but yeah that comment hit me right in the soul (assuming I have one).
so many things wrong here:
lois armstrong played the trombone
lance armstrong's real name is buzz aldrin
it was '69, not '98
the moon landing was in no way politicized
i am not using a computer, but a phone

There's no blue collar worker's because it doesn't pay enough.
Educated people can and should work in blue collar fields, but unfortunately our society bases everything on money, so leaving blue collar work for higher paying jobs is literally the dear and fluffy capitalism you love so much. Anyone with an education is going to seek the highest paying job possible and none of those are blue collar.
"working class" doesn't mean field hands and electricians, it means everyone that isn't a multi millionaire. I work in IT and am still working class, you work blue collar and are working class, the salesman that works for a bank is working class. Unless you're the owner of a business entity and do not have to work to pay your bills, then you're "working class."
The conservative ideology has ground the middle class into non-existence through the deregulation of the market and the abysmal failure of trickle down economics. Compounded by the uselessness of the Democratic party (cause they're all just old money career politicians too, what a surprise) not doing a damn thing when they're in control of the legislative branch. Not because educated people made fun of yokels too much. You're drawing conclusions out of your feelings, not reality.
Lmfao what?
I bet you felt really smart typing that

When are we gonna stop demonizing the other half of population, start understanding they may be right right at something and I may not be right about everything. People unite 🤝

"See we should all just come together and agree to believe what I believe. You should just accept that sometimes you're wrong, even though I haven't presented any evidence. If we agreed, we wouldn't be fighting; therefore the charitable thing for you to do is to cause us to agree by changing your opinion to match mine"
- I think once ppl unite we'll find out we need no old guy in a suit telling us what's the right thing to do for 4 years long and begin working on a parlament were truly wise individuals have their voice and a wide variety of professors are finnally listened. But we are too many to fit in a proportionally representative parlament and the only solution I see is dissolution of all big states into county governments and form only temporary intercity alliances.
People prefer circlejerking instead of trying to understand each other.