Finally getting some action

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they... expire...
- True, but this is a comedy based community. If the meme makes people laugh then I did my job. Hell, if you think this is bad, you should see the version I decided to tone down:
  
  This is better than the OG post
  
  OP, I love this
  
  Damn this one is genuinely funny
- A wallet is also a really terrible spot to store a condom. Especially if you keep your wallet in your pocket most of the time.
  
  That thing will break for sure.
  
  That’s why I just wear a condom all the time
- Not in two years. I just bought some that expire in 2027.
  
  When they're smashed into your wallet they do.
- Sheepskin last generations, do your ancestors not join you in coitus?
Do not. I repeat. Do not use a condom you had in your wallet. You will have a child or STDs or both
How could a sealed condom be considered "faithful"??

(Don't store condoms in your wallet)
- I mean has it ever betrayed you???
  
  Oh yes.
Two years? That's what i thought I would say when buying them 8 years ago.
- Look at big lad OP here having sex every two years!
Rookie numbers
16 year old me.
Get some PEP

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