That’s actually a genius prank. Now I just need to find a spaceship…
94 0 ReplySpaceship is easy. I need to find a child. And an attic.
45 0 ReplyHey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby.
You don't just go out and "find a child."
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A bit of junkyard scrap, leds, and some luminescent goo would get the point across. Make sure to use your shittiest camera too.
34 0 ReplyYou lost me at "luminescent goo."
11 0 ReplyAnd a space blanket. Because that makes good sense.
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Just pull off some photoshop skills
16 0 Replyif youre not rich and/or use linux, use gimp instead
22 0 ReplyThese days it's barely even skills. Just select a box above the baby and use the generative AI feature to ask it for a spaceship and regenerate until it looks decent.
Back in my day we had to generate our realistic Photoshop jobs with our own blood, sweat, and tears.
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Is a 10 yo really gonna take that as evidence he’s fuckin Clark Kent?
29 0 ReplyTell them they're adopted first
16 0 ReplyThis is a very serious shitpost and you are asking the right questions.
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Kid is gonna think he's goku
15 0 ReplyThen call the kid an idiot for thinking he's an alien. Ultimate gaslighting!
8 0 ReplyHave actors record a video for the kid. Make the video start with "Kal El, my son."
8 0 ReplyThis is what aliens would like you to believe
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