I recently realized my dog is a year older than I thought because of a Facebook memory. I've been angry that he lied about his age all this time.
125 0 ReplyAt the very least, a lie of omission. He could've corrected you.
43 0 ReplySeriously! He just sat there smugly silent anytime anyone asked how old he is.
31 0 ReplyNot mentioning the lie of omission.
Meta af.
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I know how old my cat is because I know how old my niece is. If you're bad with dates make them easy to remember. Not going to lie i make anniversaries intentionally on the first and not an insignificant amount have been Jan first which is even easier.
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This sounds like candidate for malicious compliance. Just say 1st Jan, when that doesn't work 2nd Jan, then 3rd Jan and on and on until you crack it
103 0 ReplyCongratulations, you can now get anyone's prescription! If only the pharmacy had a way to stop this exploit!
51 0 ReplyYou think it is rate limited?
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When the dog dies because it didn't get its medication, and you are having the tombstone engraved, all the sudden it will come to you.
70 0 ReplyYou call yourself a dog owner and don't celebrate their birthday?
47 0 ReplyNo. My dogs are stupid and useless. Also, every morning when they get their treats, they act like it's their birthday anyway.
They do get fruit for Christmas though.
52 0 ReplyI adopted my dog. We celebrate her home coming day as her birthday (I know her 'real' birthday, but I dont trust it.)
13 0 ReplyYou know her real birthday but you don't trust it?
Do you not trust your own real birthday either? 🤔
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Ah yes because we all know strays are a myth
12 0 ReplyWell we celebrate the date we got our strays as if that's their birthday. They do not seem to care.
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Yes I do!
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The pharmacy where I get my pets meds from uses my birthday with the cats name.
46 0 ReplyNever ask a lady her age, especially in dog years.
24 0 ReplyYou have ~365 guesses. Seems fairly beatable.
21 0 ReplyThat's per year, DOB includes the year
7 0 ReplyI’m assuming she’d know the year…?
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better privacy policy than most companies
11 0 Replygoogle translate better get cracking
9 0 ReplyJust use her mum's maiden name
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