Well, the guy is going to blow his toe off, but he is gonna say
"Gat dang flies! Good thing I got 9 more." And load another shell.
I feel like the people who would be depressed if they were smarter are already the dumb angry people. They're angry about all the bad things that happen to them without the exhaustion of seeing the next thing coming.
Unfortunately for some of us we go around and suddenly start hearing boss music for seemingly no reason (anxiety)
"There are ingrown toenails... and there are folks who make (insert ridiculous stuff here) look like a ingrown toenail." And of course, the latter is not a wise thing to do.
Well, the guy is going to blow his toe off, but he is gonna say "Gat dang flies! Good thing I got 9 more." And load another shell.