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‘RANDOM FLUFF #63’ [OC]
  • Imagine not exercising your neck muscles and, eventually, not being able to carry your heavy, muscular head. 👉🙃👈

  • ‘RANDOM FLUFF #63’ [OC]

    Yet another random joke-like thought I had to make a cartoon about.

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    FURYLESS NIGHT [OC]

    And the next morning at the breakfast table, she asked if he would like some juice. 🤐

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    ‘WITNESSES’ [OC]
  • Yup. Wouldn’t wanna get Marvinned. 😵

  • ‘HOT MESSIAH’ [OC] (for the hot summer days)
  • And drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane? 😉

  • ‘REAR VIEW MIRROR’ [OC] (mildly NSFW 3 ✴ Ɛ)
  • Dude, that’s clever. 😄

  • NSFW
    ‘REAR VIEW MIRROR’ [OC] (mildly NSFW 3 ✴ Ɛ)
  • Yes. I had to do it. 😅

  • ‘RANDOM FLUFF #62’ [OC]
  • You think? I think this one is silly and I’m the one who made it. 😅

    But thanks. 😎

  • ‘RANDOM FLUFF #62’ [OC]
  • Or she’s THAT good. ☝️🥸

  • ‘RANDOM FLUFF #62’ [OC]

    “I expected a language model to be, I don’t know… a bit larger?” ะ٥

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    ‘FUN WITH LASERS’ [OC]
  • Oh…. Crap. 😕

  • ‘FUN WITH LASERS’ [OC]
  • I’ll let wikipedia do all the smart talkin’. I barely understand it myself. 😅

    But isn’t it cute that a cat plays with a laser pointer in a fancy quantum mechanical experiment? 😍

  • ‘FUN WITH LASERS’ [OC]
  • Taking matters into its own paws.

    ”I ain’t going back in the box, you hear!”

  • ‘FUN WITH LASERS’ [OC]
  • I did. I hope I got it right. 😊

  • Big Surprise
  • 😎
    👉👉

  • Big Surprise
  • “Oh my gawd! Your tiddies are sagging even more!”

  • ‘UP IN THE SKY’ [OC]

    Why were people in the 1950’s were so frickin’ excited to see a frickin’ bird or a plane? That old Superman intro was frickin’ weird.

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    ‘BREAD’ [OC]
  • Thanks. ,’ر

  • ‘H₂O, YOU KNOW’ [OC]
  • Thanks. Most of my stuff is ridiculous. 🤗

  • ‘H₂O, YOU KNOW’ [OC]
  • Would you believe it stands for acre-foot? ☝️🤓

    The acre-foot is a non-SI unit of volume equal to about 1,233 m3 commonly used in the United States in reference to large-scale water resources, such as reservoirsaqueductscanalssewer flow capacity, irrigation water,[1] and river flows.

    Haha. No, I looked this up just 2 minutes ago, but what a coincidence, huh? 🤣

  • ‘H₂O, YOU KNOW’ [OC]
  • Thank you. 😊
    TBH, I like comics that don’t pack all of the fun in the last panel. They’re harder to write though, so I don’t make them that often.

  • ‘H₂O, YOU KNOW’ [OC]
  • Thanks. ☺️
    Actually, Hit-or-Miss was my nickname in highschool. Some liked it, some didn’t. 😉

  • ‘H₂O, YOU KNOW’ [OC]

    Read more of my silly webcomics on my little website: https://custardfist.com

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    Cheeky Bot
  • Butt… butt…. those are worth shit. 😕

  • ‘FLAT EARTH’ [OC]

    The Earth is round... round like a pancake. ☝🧐

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    ‘NEED TO CHILL’ [OC]

    Okay, I'll admit it! Sometimes I do make a wholesome(ish) comic, but that only happens, like, once a year or something. The rest of the year is all piss, farts, terrible puns and naughty stuff. So there.......

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