It's never too late to pursue your dreams
It's never too late to pursue your dreams
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So what you're saying that I'm already half a decade late to start impaling people? Well, fuck..
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you know, I always wondered how he impaled people. Like was it belly to back? seems simple and just lots of stabbing. Was it like butt to head? That would be pretty horrifying because you gotta get through bones and organs and breathing Was it limbs? Be a pretty slow death.
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Ass up was common, but also impaling through turbans for even great disrespect.
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Ok, so image a spit roast, except the shaft is a wooden rod the thickness of your forearm and the meat is you. The shaft is forced into the meat, starting at the ass, and carefully inserted as to not damage its surroundings until it comes out the other end, this being your mouth, and then the shaft is firmly placed in the ground so that you are now an example of what not to do. Also, it is said that vlad was so good at impairing people that they would still be alive after the shaft went all the way through, leaving them in pain as they slowly die from either organ failure, internal bleeding, or thirst and/or starvation.
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i hope my 30s aren’t mid
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Wait wait don't tell me taught me he was probably vegan.
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There is still time, is what you're saying...
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Also, in those days, that was like 50.
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So what'd they call him? Vlad the guy?
Vlad the normal person who doesn’t impale people
That's why he started the impaling. His name was too long.
Vlad the good Lad
Vlad the Impugner. He used to accuse people of lying all the time.
Vlad the not yet impaler?
Perhaps he was well endowed and already had the title before.