Replace someone’s bedside lube with this.
58 0 ReplyOr the office hand sanitizer
23 0 ReplyOr the office lube
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Flavored lubes have gone too far
49 0 ReplyYou're joking, but if they actually made a flavored lube like this I bet it'd sell.
11 0 ReplyKetchup contains vinegar. Probably don't want that down there...
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Ahhhh Pepsi clear vibes. No regrats.
31 0 Reply22 0 ReplyYou mean no ragrets?
7 0 ReplyNo rugrats
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Quick, somebody call LA Beast!
5 0 ReplyHave A Good Daaaayyyy
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This is nonsense of course. The colour of food makes a surprising difference in how palatable we find it.
This would never sell and heinz knows it :) even if it tasted the same.
21 0 ReplyThis would never sell and heinz knows it
7 0 ReplyYay, teletubby vomit!
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This would never sell and heinz knows it
And they know that, because they already did kinda try it:
https://www.fastcompany.com/1779591/what-were-they-thinking-day-ketchup-crossed-line-perfect-purple
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Mmm tomato flavored hand sanitizer
10 0 ReplyJust when I thought ketchup couldn't get any more disgusting
5 0 ReplyLike it wasn’t bad enough already and now it looks like lube? Ugh!
5 0 ReplyHey! Lube is tasty
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And to think the most interesting thing I learned today was that heinz sells vinegar.
4 0 ReplyWhile this was an interesting mock-up, the clear "ketchup's" viscosity is far too thick.
3 0 ReplyJesus fuckin Christ
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