Suella Braverman sacked as home secretary

Patel>Braverman>Sauron?

Worse, Cameron
- James Stupidly is replacing Cruella, the pig fucker is replacing Stupidly.
I thing the differences are too small to distinguish clearly.
Cthuhlu. Why go for a lesser evil?
- Least we'd get the control over our waters like we were promised!..and gills don't forget the gills

Ex-PM David Cameron is made foreign secretary in a shock move as Rishi Sunak reshuffles his cabinet

That motherfucker?! Back again?

I'm not sure he should be allowed to reshuffle from the discard pile.
- Let's face it, it's all discards in his cabinet. The real pisser in this instance is that Cameron gets a lifetime baronetcy out of the deal.
- Well, Rishi’s draw pile was down to 0, so he reshuffled the discard pile.
What the actual fck! Regardless of your view of brexit, him fcking off for the rest of those c*nts to pretend to have an idea of sorting out his mess tells us all we need to know about his character
Next will be the reanimated corpse of Margaret fcking Thatcher with AI designed by Elon fcking Musk
- Made a mess, ran away, humming a jaunty little tune as he did so. Shitcunt.
- Considering he was in favor of remaining and he promised a referendum because a large enough proportion of the population wanted to voice their opinion on the subject, I don't think he was the right person to negotiate the terms of separation.
  Then again it was non-binding so instead of promising to just go with whatever the population voted for he should have promised to negotiate the terms of separation and then hold a second referendum to know if people agreed to those terms or preferred to stay.
- I lived through the Thatcher years and never imagined I'd see the day when I look back on her with anything other than hatred. But at least she believed in something, stood for something, and wasn't just lining her pockets.
That motherfucker
I think the correct term is pigfucker
- For anyone new to British politics, Maultasche isn't being figurative...
protect the pigs
Let's hope he promises to stick around again...
David? Daviiid? curtain wafts in front of open window

Saw an article the other day saying she had the full support of the PM.

Knew she'd be gone within a week, because that's what always happens.

Still makes me chuckle how increasinly bad "chaos with Ed Milliband" and "Strong and Stable" sound as the Tory goverment goes on.

Every accusation a confession, with conservatives.

About fucking time.

I know right, I can’t remember a more cruel and callous Home Secretary
- Cruella Braverman.
- I assume Priti Patel'll be next then.
- And it's not for lack of competition.

Fuckity bye!

I'll always boost/upvote a solid Malcolm Tucker reference :)

Now brace yourselves for the absolute monster that replaces her.

Enoch Powell's head in a jar, Futurama style.
Apparently it's going to be James Cleverley.
Which I guess is an improvement because at least he pull the party line. He doesn't care what that is. He'll just do what he's instructed.

they can't keep their goverment in line and together, yet we still don't get a general election.

Is he moving his entire cabinet around to make it look like he's not merely firing his Home Sec?

With Cameron seen walking in, this looks more like he’s setting up an election cabinet.

Wishi rishi looked weak with her about and weak with her gone. Hopefully she starts her own Britannia party and splits the tories into irrelevance.

All I want for Christmas is the death of the Conservative Party 🤞🤞🤞

Cameron isnt an MP and he isnt a lord he should not be serving in the role as an elected member of parliment imo

They're making him a lord
- Fucking christ
- Still isnt an elected representiative of the people
- Lord, seemed like a good idea at the time, Cameron
That's only a convention. The government only needs the support of parliament, they don't need to be members of parliament or house of lords.
This is why we need proper democratic reform and a proper written constitution.
He became a lord after resigning as PM years ago, didn't he?
- He can't make himself a lord in his own honors list. There are at least some protections.

David Cameron getting back I to government!?!

He is better than most of their more recent seat warmers I guess...

He started this whole crap show. Because he was scared of losing votes to UKIP, he held that dumb referendum, and that set in motion the events that led to Cruella (Johnson in power purging anyone in the party who didn't bow down to his brexit ideology). Cameron can do one, he's worse than Johnson in my eyes.
- The government is effectively acting like it's the opposition, while the opposition is acting like it's in government.
  The whole thing's a shit show.
  TBF I left the UK years ago, and find the country increasingly alien as the years go by. Like a mirror universe country replaced the one I used to know.
- He wasn't intentionally bad though, he just made a (huge) miscalculation about how much the leave campaign were willing to lie.
I doubt it he has no conviction or staying power.
- He had a pretty strong conviction on staying in the EU. He only delivered the referendum because he thought it would shut up the Leave crowd. He resigned immediately after.

Live reaction

But what evil hog will replace her?

An evil hog fucker, apparently..
James Cleverly, the former foreign secretary whose role is being filled by David Cameron.
- Thanks for filling me in! What a dirty little merry-go-round that is.

Faith in humanity slightly restored.

By self serving politicians serving their own interests? That bar is pretty low..
Not having a go at you, I get grasping at any silver lining we think we can see, but don't think for a second any of this is happening because any of them give a shit about the homeless people or immigrants and asylum seekers who she's openly attacked, those and other marginalised groups aren't gaining anything here..
- I was thinking more along the lines of: it's probably a sign their pollsters have found that maybe most of the British public don't much like her "kill the poor" opinions after all?

It's funny because it's true.