Hail satan! Stop using satan as a scapegoat. he’s a really nice guy (who doesn’t exist).
What if Satan reads that? He'll be confused as hell...
Hell will be confused as well
Also Satan and agents of Satan have full civil rights. Just because you decide someone or some group is intrinsically evil or diabolic doesn't give you the cause to detain, torture or massacre them.
Escape goat
Perfect
It's good to keep one around.
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