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VARK @sh.itjust.works

2y ago

Behold the Oppenhammer

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I am become shrapnel, destroyer of organs
One hit wonder.
- The last hammer you'll ever need
- That's not how mortars work.
  You'd need to smack the tail and spin start it in most cases.
  
  There's no safety so well designed that a properly motivated idiot can't bypass it.
Guaranteed to oppen anything!
- Once
We should be moving away from single use products. Go planet!
- You've only gotta use it once and you'll never need another hammer in your life.
  
  BIFL
That's a malicious mallet!
The logical evolution from the .50 hammer.
Tomahawk missile
What nutjob decides to weld that.
Oppan hammer style
Who let the Ork Tankbustas in here??
Actual footage of this in use
https://imgur.io/v7UEq
- So many questions, wish there was a way to know the backstory of this gif.
  
  Some kinda fireworks celebration as far as I remember in, I want to say Latin America?
+2 hammer of worldending
Big Bada Boom
Destroyer of welds
I'm not sure this sh.it justworks.
not more than once, anyway.
a sober person would throw it
Do you rotate three times and throw it?
Something tells me this should only be used by the people who has attained the trait "Deathwish" 🤔

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