"I vote moderate" rule

Position: Far-Right

Slogan: Not far right

EXCUSE-ME but their slogan says not right and they are clearly not right at all, way far from it.
- Oh, so they are left wing then.

Funny how these neither right nor left types always seem to skew a certain way

There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

This is the comment I came for.

least fashy centrists

I can't help but notice that the overwhelming majority of people claiming they're "neither left nor right" are always just far-right, every time.

So they are either liars or idiots. Probably both.
- "I'm A ReaLiST i jusT cALl it As it Is"
They're closeted right

"Should we have slaves? Should we abolish slavery?"

"...maybe!...Let's keep some slaves, but get rid of others?"

I love this one, I always keep it on my holster whenever someone demands I explain why they (a centrist) are siding of nazis.

They're always expecting some bullshit debate and are thrown completely off guard when I show them that. I think only one has bothered to even fight back after seeing that and they were a hardcore nazi who was just using centrism as a shield for their massive amounts of bigotry.

It's like, why should I bother wasting my energy fighting a losing battle when I can just say "you're a nazi, and this is your one chance to stop"

ah indeed, the CP of the Netherlands

In this household we make fun of "enlightened centrists". I always envision some pretentious douche when they call themself that.

I've seen enough people on here who unironically call themselves.

"I love the CP" ~Someone (probably)

Tell me, Kif, what drives a man to neutrality?

It reminded me of liberal democratic party of Russia (they are far right). Communist party of Russia also is no communist :)

My favourite is "The Workers' Party of Korea" of the "Democratic People's Republic of Korea".
Where it should just be called Kim Jong Un Club of Kim Jong Un Land.