Decision tree
I can see that. My wife says snacks taste better when stolen.
I think your wife is a cat
That's what my mom says to me.
The guilt is the greatest seasoning.
I feel like we should probably alert the academic community about this. You may have something here.
well yeah, though it's already perfectly well known: cats like their owners and prefer things with their scent on it, so if you want a cat to use that new cat bed you bought just keep it on the sofa for a while and maybe throw a used shirt on it.
If we apply Schröedingers cat, we find that the final boxes for the flowchart can actually be combined and are a superposition of any cat response.
Do you want to go outside? -> yes and no
Etc.
is it on a surface? -> better if not.
Yes but both are ‘that’s for me’ with my cat.