If you could, how would you?

I still wouldn't.

If I could, I would by.

Poorly.

as quickly as possible

Maybe

In the way that benefits me the most, the good people of the world the best, and the evil ones the worst.

Oh the dancing, shouting, oh the shrieks of pain, the lovely music, oh the smell of burning Autumn leaves... no one understand; no one knows my plan.

I wouldn't.

Spy to note their day to day habits and schedules. Plan out my course of action, what's most effective, what's easier, how will I stay anonymous and away from this incident? Execute.

Slowly and gently, as many times as possible.

If I was a woodchuck, I am unsure how much wood I would chuck, or even if I, as a woodchuck, could indeed chuck wood.