Please do not feed the pigeons
I'm going undercover, boise and gewls. I will bust their operation wide open.
They poop on you at night…mostly.
It's like the start of an SCP article where pigeons are actually human hating death machines that long ago had their powers sealed away and now the seal is breaking.
It do be that way.
They doodoo* things.
The night is dark and full of pigeons.
Have you seen The Birds?!?
A good sign here.