Some cows lactose

This is anecdotal but pretty much all of the lactose intolerant people I know love dairy more than the lactose tolerant people. Something as small as your body not processing milk isn't enough to stop them

Plant: I'm going to evolve a noxious chemical that feels like pure fire on a mammal's taste buds to protect my seeds from them.
Humans:
- Humans: Let's breed all these pants together to maximize production of the chemical, invent a rating system to determine which ones have the most, then hold competitions to see who can tolerate the highest levels.
- MOUTH HOT
It's the innate desire to defy nature that drives us to our dairy addiction
- Yeah… but my wife hates it when I consume cheese… even though they claim it’s lactose free…
Completely spitballing here based on your anecdotal observation, but I know that with lactose-intolerance, you're lacking lactase for processing the lactose, so the lactose makes it unprocessed into the gut, where the gut microbiota then process the lactose and cause the usual symptomes.
Well, and those gut microbiota can signal to your brain that they want more of a given food (source).
So, maybe those bacteria in your gut fucking love lactose, because it is basically sugar, and so they instruct you to self-destruct.

Bonus meme:

North American Indigenous person here sensually holding onto the shoulder of the Asian.
The entire .zip TLD is blocked as a security risk.
Maybe don’t use a domain that looks like a virus payload.
- Maybe I'm not technically literate enough to get what you're saying, but these are jpg images
Literally build different.

They had a gourmet cheese tasting in a luxury hotel in Beijing some years ago; it was treated with the same kind of combination of curiosity, wonder and mild horror that the west would regard, say, fermented shark or sheep’s eyeballs with.

Now that's an analogy I can understand.
I say, let's top these things with melted cheese, so that all people face the buffet with the same feelings. 🤤🤨🤤🤨🤤🤨

I exclusively drink dog milk, it's actually sweeter than dairy.
It's a bit sad when you have to keep immediately taking the puppies away from the female dogs and they sniff around and search for them for months and months, howling and barking.
But it's a whole lot cuter than cows when you kill the male dogs (because they don't produce milk), it's cute seeing them wag their little tails right before the bolt to the brain!
Plus dog milk is better for the environment! Not as good as plant milk, but the idea of consuming plants is "ick".
- Dude, piss off. Ya aint gonna convince anyone. All youre doing is being an annoying cunt online, all youre doing is showing once again why lots of people dislike vegans.
  Your argumants are shallow and whomst their for is made of straw.
- Nothing wrong with dog's milk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfI_YUGjqFs

Btw, there's a batch of people on the westcoast of africa who developed lactose tolerance indepently. Seems it happens all the time, if a community relies heavily on livestock.

I mean, if it's "milk or death", evolution, uh, finds a way.
- More a case of respective genes being conveniently exposed on the strang.

Anger and disgust look like they should be switched to me.

What's going on with Frank from IASIP memes lately?