Mkay... How does one fulfill the request to "gay dogs?"
first step in "be pet gay dogs" is getting yourself a nice collar
Gay is still an adjective in that one. It is requesting gay dogs to be pet.
Gay dogs deserve to be pet roo
Roo?
It's what makes them gay.
Woof?
I pet dogs frequently, do I now have to divorce my spouse due to irreconcilable differences of bodily parts?
YOU HAVE THE GAY
Oh, shit! Get it off! GET IT OFF!!!
NO, I DIDN'T MEAN GET THAT OFF!!!
Perfectly normal fediverse user
"Be Dogs, Pet Gay"
I think we need a , somewhere in here
It's right there in OP's title.
Actually I think the missing punctuation mark is a colon. Then it would say Be pet: gay dogs, which means that "gay dogs" is a clarification of which kind of pet we are being instructed to be.
A reasonable request, either way you read it
Mkay... How does one fulfill the request to "gay dogs?"
first step in "be pet gay dogs" is getting yourself a nice collar
Gay is still an adjective in that one. It is requesting gay dogs to be pet.