Deadliest rule

"But, but, but, I heard there was going to be a bunch of naked underage girls..."

"No, that's Jeff's island. That guy is a weirdo freak. I just want to hunt you to the death."

Getting taken to an eccentric rich person's island and being relieved it's just a hunt to the death.

This might need to be updated. Nowadays a "millionaire" is someone who will be able to retire.

The difference between a millionaire and a billionaire, is about a billion dollars. To a billionaire, a mere millionaire is as much a pauper as the rest of us. When the time comes, they'll have millionaire jerky on their charcuterie board, along with everybody else.

An eccentric millionaire?
What are they going to do, stroke their cat laughing maniacally while they read the notice of a fine from their HOA?

I love how perfectly this captures the reality that being a millionaire in today’s America is somehow both a very privileged position and just barely above being utterly destitute.
_{We’re so cooked…}
- we're so cooked
  checks climate
  Yep. But they will be too, so at least we won't be hungry
My pettiness knows no bounds.

There are charges that rich Italians flew into Bosnia and shot civilians.

what kind of toxic waste is GBNews though
- Yes, not the best source, but this was reported in many outlets including thegaurdian, nytimes and bbc.
- You do know that you are legally allowed to seek out your own sources, right?

a millionaire would never agree to a game where they could lose, theyr're cowards like that

That's why they're doing it on an island
My parents are millionaires, all it means in 2025 is that you can retire.
- That does mean a lot, ask the elderly working at Walmart.
- You're gonna need more than 1 million.
I get the point you're making but to be fair I'm pretty sure General Zaroff did very much lose the game.
(Maybe we should take inspiration from how that story ends)

Just classic "mens erger je niet" but there's a single knife just laying on the table

Many of us are also really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.

The rules are pretty easy, one player gets a monopoly on knives and the other players are hunted for sport

The one Archer quote I still remember is when someone tells him that they're going to play the most dangerous game, and Archer is like, "jai alai?"

Why stop there when we can have knife jenga and knife twister

"We can get back to knife monopoly as soon as im done hunting you"