2y ago

This (bonkers batshit billionaire who sleeps with a jet pack on his penis) thinks he can live forever.

time.com

The Man Who Thinks He Can Live Forever

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2y ago

This bonkers batshit billionaire who sleeps with a jet pack on his penis thinks he can live forever.

time.com /6315607/bryan-johnsons-quest-for-immortality/

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This is perfect:
He has the body of an 18-year-old and the face of someone who had spent millions attempting to look like an 18-year-old.
- It's some shade.
  I mean he looks good but he also does look his biological age.
  
  Pretty much every bit of him looking better is just his skin looking healthier because he's taking a fuckton of estrogen. Everything else is just nonsense.
this fool taking 111 pills a day when i have one multivitamin in the morning check and mate
- Bet you look great!
Live double the time and hate every minute of it...
Doesn't really seem like a plus to me
- Imagine living without cookies because you're this obsessed.
Someone THIS obsessed with death must have issues. I feel bad for the guy. He’s desperately grasping at straws, and his goal is impossible.
- He looks like he's trying way too hard. I wanna get him drunk and feed him cookies and when he's passed out throw out his jet pack cock ring.
  
  Yup. “You’re rich, dude! Enjoy life! Spend your money in a way that makes you happy! Don’t be a cartoonish mad scientist!”
- This requires further explanation: How does a tiny jetpack measure nighttime erections?
This guy takes blood from his own son, he might be onto something.
- Never go full Gavin Belson
- Probably drinks it.
- It's this the same guy? The one that tries to increase urination speed?
Honestly, invest all your money into this. Your legacy will be the data collected after you die.
- Do I get my own jet pack penis device?
Hah. This guy is funding all the early research for the billionaires.
The guys from I Did a Thing has a second channel that covers politics and they did a GREAT video on this wackjob, and the whole industry of these rich vampires paying the young homeless people in the USA to literally drain them of their blood: The Dark World of Young Blood Transfusions
- Thank you I must watch it!
And nobody ever told this dude to shut the fuck up. Up there with the Renaissance in human achievement? The only Mr Johnson anyone will remember in one thousand years is their own/their partner's phalice.
Self obsessed? Perish the thought.
Shocked that this was not about elon....
- Right? I'm sure Elon does weird things to his penis too.

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