Who wouldn't?

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The word you're looking for is "burning".
- That correction is straight fire
Who the hell downvotes these? Anyhoo, I had a good chuckle.
- I try to give the benefit of the doubt and assume sometimes someone doesn't notice while scrolling.
  I don't know if it's how I hold my phone or what, but sometimes I accidentally hit the down arrow and don't realize it until I scroll back by.
  Raccoons "swipe to downvote" sometimes feels super sensitive. Like, I don't even see the post slide over at all, but it took it as activating.
- Maybe they're upset at the original Chinese myth of the little mermaid. Or maybe the hate Disney. Or maybe they have a phobia of water or burning boats. Who's to say
  
  ~~burning~~ on fire boats
  
  Chinese? I thought it was Danish
I could understand it if it was a cat.
(This comment is parodying an earlier post from Lady butterfly with the opposite sentiment)
- Haha i feel famous
I would fall in love as well. Which is a problem, because I'm straight.
- Look, Ariel changed something fundamental about herself in order to be with Eric, you can too!
- Oh please honey, nobody is that straight.
- Not with that attitude.
- Who's going to tell him?
lol I forgot all about this

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