2d ago

Ancient rule

vibrators are WRONG and unnatural the bible said adam and eve not Florence and the machine

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Adann and Eve didn't even eat
Have you seen that lady perform? Florence has boundless energy, dancing around the stage the whole performance. She probably needs her machine, no normal man is gonna have the stamina to keep up with that!
hot take: vibrators are ok, genocide is unnatural and sacrilegious
- I mean, it feels good... It's just not sexual. I think when I sit around at the computer idly going, it's akin to kids who are young, like beginning around 3-6, that you'll see doing similar things. Freud (who had really great observations, really shitty explanations of them) even had an entire stage for it. It's not because they're imagining carnal relations with others or all the emotional attachments of a (sometimes nascent) relationship leading to lust that builds into a desire to violently make with the genital friction.
  
  I mean, it feels good… It’s just not sexual.
  I feel like I've been lobomized
florence and the machine sounds like a great band name
- Florence and the machine is a great band name. You should look them up 🙂
  
  It's more than just a good name, its also a good band
  
  this is my "google en passant", holy hell
- Bruh - I hope you are joking, if not search out their album Lungs. It’s fantastic. It had their single ‘Dog Days are Over’
  
  not joking, just had hyper-conservative parents, so most music from the early to mid 00's is new
  will definitely check it out, thanks
  
  That song is great, but my favorite is Queen of Peace.
- they should do rage against the machine covers
It's not Adam and Eve, it's Eve and the Ten Speed 14" Sly Serpent Girthmaster XL with Harness
- The only search result for this vibrator name is this post. Congrats on coming up with a completely new arrangements of words
  
  Would you believe I spent ten minutes looking for a relevant snake dildo before giving up? There's a gap in the market just waiting to be filled.
- I believe in gender equality. Adam can get a Cocksqueezer 9000 Pro Ultra Max Leet Pro.
  
  It has a harness, Eve can use it on him
  
  He can use the girthmaster as well.
- Oddly specific
- Ohh. I want one too.
The Bible says Adam and Eve, which is the store to get vibrators at. Checkmate christians
- on god
Tell that to all the churches playing organs. Are organs biblical? Definitely not.
- Oh yeah, I "play the organ"
- Churches fighting about who's got the biggest organ.
  
  They like putting big organs in their temples 😏
- They're organic tho
  
  Does Bible talk about organic food? Definitely not.
Becky has a rage against the machine
- implying that rage against the machine includes vibrators reminds me of 'acab includes Judy Hopps'
- Hate against the wrong machine, though. Vibrator = good machine, capitalism = bad machine.
- Becky is no fun in bed. She probably only has missionary on the first Saturday of the month between 9 and 11 pm. If you miss the window, its your fucking problem man, just wait another month.
Vibrators are natural as they exist in our world. Unnatural would be like a ghost or something that is not of this world.
On top of that the Bible says absolutely nothing about vibrators.
- It's either all God's plan or none of it is.
  Therefore, by their own logic, vibratory masturbation is holy.
- didn't Egypcians fill gourds with angry bees to wank?
  that's a natural vibe
  
  How did they separate the angry bees from the merely ill tempered bees?
  I'm not saying it was aliens. But it was aliens.
  
  the cum coconut 2700BC edition
Yea but florence is a great artist smh

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