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Of course the Paladin was the first casualty.
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The trick is to arrive already stoned.
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Medusa is apparently so ugly that looking at her turns you to stone. And she's ugly because her hair is snakes.
But what if I like snakes? Can I feed the snek a cricket I caught earlier in the dungeon?
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She ain't ugly because her hair is snakes. Gorgons are the spawned granddaughters of chaos and she's just the weakest. They're lovecraftian horrors that turn you to stone precisely because you're viewing what does not exist in the realm governed by the gods, the kosmos. The idea of beauty is outside of their very category. They're ugly because they're ontologically hostile to your concept of the world. You could only hope to view them though a bronze mirror darkly if you wanted to try because then you at least filter the true horror of what they are into a shadowy distorted form.
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Well one part of me is turning to stone anyways.
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Rock hard
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He's gonna be fine.
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Success, but barely. You've avoided being petrified, but really pissed her off. 😊
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The link keeps giving me a 403 error.
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It's ogle. Why does everyone spell it with two Os?
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Maybe because two....
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It's always surprising to me to see her depicted as flustered like this. If the snakes aren't also poisonous then what's the point? Oh wait, she's consistently taller and thicker than her guests too?
... so where's the part where she legit has no choice but to engage and demand they look at her face? Don't come back with some "you have to accept being turned to stone to show respect for her as a person not an object" -take either; All I see is a brat in this version.
I don't even care about the lack of hospitality. Uninvited guests? That's where I understand wanting to petrify, hurt, kill, intimidate or run-away from them, but again, that's not this. This is more like ... flirting.
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That bard is going places...
Obv: I'd pound my wood(en stake) into her!