Hypothetical: you're planning an event, and you found the perfect VW stretch limo for it. What is the event? Right and wrong answers welcome.

clown college graduation commencement

You can fit so many clowns in this baby! slaps top
- The door falls off and 3 clowns fall out, while some others embarrasedly look out at them.

The Minions fan club meet and greet.

Entomology conference

Graduation for your entire class at Clown College

Second Premier of Legally Blonde

Emissions testing.

(Obligatory fuck Volkswagen and their "every other company also does it!" defense)

60s fancy dress up party headed to the disco

Making a modern Technical that can also fit an entire squad.

Suit up and seat up, grunts, were taking back Schleswig-Holstei for the Danes!

Fight Club party

premier screening of the new Cars movie

Sugar Ray reunion concert with backstage passes.

I was gonna go with Smashmouth but hey... That works.
- This is exactly my first thought too, but I'm not entirely sure why... it does just give that vibe

Get me a stretch Reliant Robin and we’re talking.

Macaron eating contest

Mid-90s homecoming for a suburban high school.

Headin' on down to the Love Shack

(I know, it's not a Chrysler, but it is as big as a whale and it's about to set sail)

Scientific convention on caterpillars, worms, and centipedes.

For some reason I think of that beetle as a hairdressers car.

So The Annual Hairdressers Awards.

Otherwise known as the Blowies. They're surprisingly popular. I'm always hearing people saying how they're hoping for a Blowie this year.

Rolling up to the Paul McCartney farewell tour.

I take the stretch limo to the drug store with a cheeerleader squad and we refill my blood pressure medication and then promptly leave.

The premier of the next Herbie sequel, in which Herbie falls in love with a yellow Beetle of the same body style as the pictured limo.

Funeral for a tall stranger

Superman cosplay contest.

Orgy.

I feel like the only acceptable use for this thing is to paint the inside of it with cum and pussy juice