AI-Powered Stuffed Animal Pulled From Market After Disturbing Interactions With Children

I feel this in itself is a sign of the times. I mean look at all the Trump voters who are only now waking up to the possibility that this person does not have their best interests at heart, while so many have been saying exactly that for 10 years, and it was all so obvious.

I'm sure there's a proverb about it, too. Like "fools vote trump and laugh at wisdom" or so.

So, first the world cheers people doing horrible shit. And when that produces predictably horrible results we try to pull it back again. I see a pattern here.

There is also the privacy concern (which isn't new) about toys that upload everything your child says to the company's servers. There's a concern about the privacy of your child's words, but also about the corporation getting recordings of their voice, given all the nefarious purposes a voice recording can be used for these days (surveillance voice recognition, deepfakes, etc.). Plus the toy could be listening and recording at any time.

That doesn't work either. The technology itself requires training on absolutely bonkers massive datasets to function the way we expect it to. You can't just "only train it on Mr. Rogers and Sesame Street" because that won't result in an LLM model anymore, it will simply be a tiny "Mr. Rogers and Sesame Street word model" with such extremely limited capabilities that you won't even recognize it as an AI or chatbot at all. No matter how much you train it on such a limited dataset it will never appear any "smarter". Having read and consumed almost all of humanity's entire corpus of collective knowledge and fiction and having near instant access to everything added to it over time is the special sauce. That's what it takes to make it appear "smart". But it's not. And after undoing that then restricting it to such a limited dataset, it will never even appear to be in the first place.

Even if you expanded it to be trained on every possible "suitable for children" piece of content you can find, even if such a thing were possible to define and acquire, there is probably simply not enough such content available in the world to train something into the same sort of thing that we currently use for chatbots in a safe way that you can be sure it will be safe and suitable for children. Insofar as anyone can be sure about a random typewriter not eventually producing Mein Kampf Children's Edition. It's random, it's just an infinite generator for finite probabilities, the most we could perhaps say is that it would probably be safe with a very generous statistical amount of certainty. But not actual certainty, because it's random and safety is not a fixed target anyway, it moves.

The whole thing is a fool's errand. We're being fed bullshit for profit and to misinform and manipulate us. It was bullshit from day 0. It's still bullshit. It was never about and will never be about anything other than profit and manipulation. The technology itself is very interesting and MAY have real applications, with real value, but right now what it's being sold as and for is almost exclusively pure, high-grade bullshit, that the entire economy has started snorting and getting high on thinking we have finally reached the tech singularity, won capitalism and solved all the world's problems. They are wrong. We will have to be ready to make sure the consequences of them being so wrong are not inflicted on innocent people, because if we can do that, then the consequences will simply be really funny and satisfying to watch. I'm not holding my breath for that, but a man can dream.