4周前

In celebration of a certain black heart finally giving up rule

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Watch the cork on that thing, you could blast your friend in the face with it!
- Luckily, none of my friends are old men disguised as quail 😁
Wait, who?
- Dick Cheney 🥳
  
  Whoo!
  
  🥂
I just recalled a study that showed non-alcoholic beverages can evoke similar effects to inebriation via the placebo effect. I hope you have a good night, sans hangover in the morning!
- Well I've been drinking nonalcoholic versions of alcoholic beverages (especially beer) for a little over 7 years now (ever since I stopped drinking alcohol) and have yet to experience a placebo hangover so I'd say that I'm safe 😄
And it wasn’t even his own heart.
- True. The last time he had a heartbeat of his own was in 2011.
I have a bottle of sparkling apple juice and a cigar for another certain somebody
TIL there’s alcohol-free champagne.
- Freixent was traditionally Catalan Cava, although now they make every known wine, which is annoying to me specifically. because I grew up with cava and I once bought prosecco for new years, haven't recovered from that.
  
  haha, at least it had bubbles... white wine without bubbles is gross!
- There might be, but this aint it.
  
  Might not be from the right valley in France, but it's close enough for a prole like me 🤷🏻
If there's an afterlife, I hope the donated heart in his dead chest goes to it without him.

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