Weeks of research

There is an attached picture of Homelander from The Boys exhaling with a fearful expression on his face.

TIL that's not captain america

It's an alternate universe where Captain America became tolerant of Nazis, then became one. And also he can fly and has laser eyes.
- I think Soldier Boy is Cap, Homelander is capitalist American (whom the Nazis took a lot of inspiration from) Superman. In any case the satire is well and truly lost on the people it’s aimed at.
- Superman would have rescued the passengers one by one if that's what was necessary. Just sayin'
That's america's dick not america's ass
almost same thing, really
also a character with high morals that would do anything to save the population. Truly a role model, you should watch it.
Ahahah! You gotta watch The Boys now

Then there's us kids who knew it was dangerous to ask our parents for crafting supplies even for a homework assignment... heck it was dangerous to be visible at home, let alone express a need.

That's some life-success level blagging

Wait a fucking minute

We didn't need to do those stupid projects, GPA doesn't matter until high school and no one learns one goddamn thing from doing them

OUR INNOCENT PAST SELVES WERE TRICKED

need, no, but it does fairly clearly identify which kids have their parents do their work for them
- This deception goes deeper than I thought

Throw out moldy bread? In this economy?

Especially with health care costs, can’t throw away penicillin

That's why the new generation is week. In our youth there was no internet tk "make a study" at 10 pm. Mom and dad would have to improvise a vulcano until 3pm dor it to be dry in the morning. And all we had were our own parents fact to go on lol

edit: it's a joke. It's great parents have the internet today

Well I guess your generation was preoccupied using brick phones to learn how to properly spell words judging by the amount of spelling errors, as well as lack of punctuation.
- A person that attacks ponctuation and spelling is weak.
  btw I had no glasses and was in bed. I don't care about this here, but if you do so much maybe it's not the place for you.
Where I grew up we didn't even have science fairs. We just had to learn things and pass tests.

I didn't even have the moldy bread. I just made my entire project up off the top of my head the night before. It was some rubbish about running different batteries down on light bulbs and tracking their life spans.

Should have been hung and quartered for scientific malfeasance

That what internet is for. Show me I'm not alone in this harsh world

When my dad remembered his herbarium homework the morning of, Grandma ran into the garden and collected a variety of plants in a few minutes. Using the oven and iron, she produced the best dried plants in his class.