7d ago

Crawford Giving Out Candy 😻😹😺🐾🍫🪙

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Crawford has coin if you have wares
- True. But Crawford only accepts the highest quality wares.
- People have robbed Crawford before. For some reason, none of them survived! 🙀🪙
- His coat is like tenfloof shields.
  
  You're 10 ply bud
- Thank you.
  I wish there was an active PhotoshooBattles community on lemmy.
  
  Be the change you want to see. It only takes one person being active to get a community going and hopefully people will follow. I'd be down for some photoshop (gnu image manipulation) battles so if you do start one let me know.
Choose the coin over petting me - I dare you! 😼
- Either way, you'll pay 😹🙀🪙
  
  By proceeding, you have chosen death. Fortunately you now have another choice to make: to be murdered by teefs 🦷, or clerws 🐾.
Does he have any requirements the recipients must fullfil?
- Crawford knows the capital of Assyria because Crawford is smart kitty 😹
  
  Bring it on.
- If you need to ask, you don't meet the requirements!
  
  😭
Khajiit had wares, all sold out.
So majestic! I have to ask, is hair a bit problem when spring comes around? I have 2 shorthairs and they certainly have their moments.
- We trim him in the spring to prevent infestations. We let him have his fur now because it's getting colder.
If you abuse that cat half as bad as you abuse emoji, I’m calling the ASPCA immediately
- 🙀
So sweet! A better type of candy does exist though.
- Chocolate covered kitty nose? 😻😹😺🐾🍫
  
  xD
I want to brush those knotts out of your cats fur. Such a pretty kitty, but so many small knotts.
- Very few stylists who tried to style Crawford has survived. 🙀🪮🪒
  
  I imagine it went something a little like...

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