Favourite Bender line?
Favourite Bender line?
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Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourself
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Bite my shiny metal ass!
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
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I use this phrase at work "I can guarantee anything you want"
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Also, "They must learn our peaceful ways, through force!"
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Do a flip!
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In fact, forget the park.
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I used this at work one time. Someone complained about it and I was told not to do it again.
It felt very appropriate because someone sent out a company wide email talking about a potluck. Then shortly after, they sent out another one saying that was meant for their department, that I wasn't in.
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These balls are making me testy!
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Shut up baby, I know it.
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Not an hour ago, my partner told the cat he's cute (he is). The cat meowed in response, which we agreed probably translated to shut up baby I know it.
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Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder!
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Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
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Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care
Jimmy cracked corn, I still don't care
Bender cracked corn, and he is great
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You know, I was God once.
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Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.
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You should say something else.
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The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways...by force!
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Bite my shiny metal ass!
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Afterlife? If I had to go through another life, I would kill myself
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LETS GO ALREADYYYYY!
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Guess what you're all accomplices too?!
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"I don't want anybody thinking we're robosexuals. So if anyone asks, you're my debugger."
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I am Bender, please insert girder.
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I'm Bender, baby! Please insert liquor!
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You want me to do 2 things?
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Goodbye losers whom i've always hated!
Do it again, and this time don't embarass yourselves is a close second though. We say that about kittens that are too cute all the time.
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Antiquing? boom (second to the obvious catchphrase)
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Bender, stop trying to blow up the world.
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Your best is an idiot!
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When Hermes is on the roof of Planet Express, "Do a flip!"
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Don't worry, Leela. Soon we'll be able to look back on this and laugh... Hahahahaha!
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So then I said "See you at the fight..."
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Learning is fun.
Hey, I should be mad at you.
I'm 40% ______.
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Hedonism-bot: "To overthrow humanity, we'd need a damned army!"
Bender: "Then a damned army we shall have!"
cut to Robot Hell
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Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
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A baby what?
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He was fun!
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KISS MY SHINY METAL ASS
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Watching hurricane Melissa coverage. Every time they said Jamaica, I would repeat Jamaica! My wife was not impressed.
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Does she serve spicy goat?
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