FACTS

Anyone who wouldn't lick the sweat off their partners face is a coward.

I saw them live and Gavin was lip syncing but it only became obvious when he climbed the barrier to run through the crowd during a song.

I became sexually active in that window where women commonly kept their pubic hair unless they were kinky or specifically into the bare feels¹, and porn was rife with shaved offerings and French-style runways.

¹ Every woman I was around for too long would reveal that yeah, she struggle with the maintenance process, whether in-grown hairs or surprise scratchiness or whatever. Full bush is a lot easier to maintain.

So my brain associated real relationship sex with pubic hair. It was one of those signals that indicated we're not just honeymooning or doing a one-night stand but trying to do something real.

It wasn't always true, to my disappointment, but brains work in funny ways.

“I don’t like pie.”

“Ok, you don’t deserve any.”

I mean..?? Might as well just say “Fuck you for not liking pie!” Same thing.

Smooth shaved seems weirdly childlike IMO. Adults have hair.

I only mind pubic hair when it gets in my mouth.

I don’t wanna come back down from this cloud. It’s taken me all this time to find out what I need again.