1w ago

coping

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Mainlining industrial-strength copium
- On that Bernie 2028 type shit
  
  The Lemmy special of making everything about American politics
Everyone younger than me are little shits who don't know nothing and everyone older than me are old farts with outdated knowledge. Fuck'em.
- And everyone the same age as me is a clueless idiot who never outgrew high school.
  
  Damn r u a minister becuz you preach the truth.
Everyone driving slower than me = doesn't know how to drive
Everyone driving faster than me = crazy, reckless driver
- Anyone driving my exact same speed near me = annoying and trying to cause an accident.
Shut the fuck up Kyle.
Also, anyone who drives faster than me is a maniac, anyone slower is an idiot.
Is that monster drink “nerd” flavor?
- Looks to be trans flavour to me
- I think it's actually "gay nerd" flavored.
- The nerd flavour is the white one
- Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red. I think its red grapefruit flavored. But its one of the zero sugar garbage ones so I've never had it.
Thanks, r/ AntiMentalHealth
Good thing I don't care about these things.
Has more fun than me = drug abuser
Has more friends than me = slut
- It's just terrible to think about. Someone doing that to poor innocent drugs.
What if they're more successful, more likeable, and happier? please, I need copium
- then they're marriage material
- More successful : Tryhards
  More likeable : desperate for friends
  Happier :
  
  Everyone needs to watch BoJack. Everyone needs that trauma in their life.
  
  Happier = have many untreated mental illnesses /j
  (Conservatives think like that actually, because "muh dooties")
- Ass kissers, attention seekers, sheeple
- Probably has some terminal disease. Or bad breath
So I am a roided out gay nerd spending daddy's money. Cool.
- Check out humble bags over here.
Anything than to have to fix my life.
I don't shower as I don't want the females to think I am gay. I don't read, study, or try so I am not a nerd. I work a deadend job to prove I am "self made". I avoid the "roids", the gym, and exercising, which saves me so much time.
- Saves me more time to spend in my mom’s basement eating Cheetos on Call of Duty verbally challenging your heterosexuality.
  
  I don't know if this is the case still, in the Xbox360 days definitely.
  This is more of a Fortnite and Roblox timeline. And I mean the adults.
President of the United States=Trump
You are welcome not to I guess. It wouldn't be cope though if you directed 3 out of 4 of those at me.

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