Also, I think I convinced my wife to complete a household task. Does that count
That’s called delegation, and as long as you use it responsibly it’s a good skill to have. If you think seriously about whether you need the help before asking you should be good
She did it! She put away her giant pile of sweaters. I did a delegation
It's a trap, D doesn't actually work!
Yeah and the food doesn't have to be processed junk neither. It could, idk, be ribs fuck I forgot to smoke ribs this week.
A and D
A is actually good for your prostate if you have one. Men who ejaculated (any cause) above 21 times a month whilst young have significantly less incidence of prostate cancer when old then men who ejaculated fewer than five times a month whilst young. The correlation is still there later in life, but the young wankers etc are making a bigger positive difference.
D is probably good too, but fewer studies have been done on it.
C is actively harmful and correlates with all cause mortality.
B is probably bad for your bank balance.
Conclusion:
A. Lots of A. As much A as you like, it's all good. Science says so. D also good.
I feel personally attacked
Also, I think I convinced my wife to complete a household task. Does that count
That’s called delegation, and as long as you use it responsibly it’s a good skill to have. If you think seriously about whether you need the help before asking you should be good
She did it! She put away her giant pile of sweaters. I did a delegation