I'm a self-improooover
I'm a self-improooover
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Me to my family: waste money on a coffin for me and I swear to fuck I will haunt your dumb ass. Donate my corpse to science and move on.
Have a potluck in uncle J's backyard in my honor if you really need some kind of ceremony. Fuck funerals.
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My grandmother's will said "you can donate my body to the university, and if they don't need it then I hear the state police can use it to train dogs to find corpses, and that's good too."
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Pharos are speedrunning to get to New Game+ with all the loot from their first playthrough.
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The bottom one is a case for CDs lol (I have one)
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How? It doesn't have much of a CD shape.
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The front swings out like a door and it has square spaces to storing CDs.
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now if only you could get gamers to make the same realization
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This is a great place to show off my two favorite new words:
- Grindset
- Productivity-pilled
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How do you know? I bet the Pharoahs had a blast.
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bottom one is people that spent their lives on the efforts of others.
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Let your haters be ritually murdered and buried with you in the pyramid of success
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If you optimize hard enough, you can get the full 100% done in the last minute! Maybe even more!
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The bottom one belongs to someone who once ruled what they knew as the known world and was worshipped as a living god. I’d trade a pine box for that.
But they likely had no real friends, and usually died young.
I'll stick with the pine box, myself.