Good one!

I do that with my kids, They are allowed to insult me only if it is clever and funny, if they just call me dumb/ugly they just get shamed for lack of effort.

Now whenever they roast me it is usually a good one.

I hate you but you got me. And good. You brilliant somananbich.

I was a camp counselor one summer and while processing a bus of arriving 7-year-olds one kid got off, pointed at me and said "if you give me any trouble, I'm gonna bite off your head and shit down your throat". I couldn't stop laughing.

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