Im at Oscar Issac right now. Next year I'll be at the Scarlett Johansson stage.
Where are you?
I'm sharing some big McConaughey energy right now.
Where are you?
I was Issac but this gathering of all the generals thing for next week put me onto McConaughey's level.
Are we about to go to war? More power consolidation like Saddam did? Or maybe it's all just for show, another PR stunt for the Department of War rebranding or something equally goofy.
I hope it is for some dumb vanity project but that feels like a longshot at this point.
if this doesn't help when the news of the gathering dropped the pizza index was rather high.
I feel like I've been Tom Hiddleston for the last 8 years, but I'm definitely shifting to Matthew McConaughey.
I’m at some point onto a time line made up of about 30% Oscar Issac, then 65% Matty Mick, and finally 5% complete dissociation so I can feed myself and clean my apartment. Then it starts back again, or at least so far
I’ve cycled through all of those weekly. 2025 seems like a decade so far
Oh wait, it's still 2025?
If time flies when you're having fun, well..... That makes sense actually.
I flip flop between the bottom two multiple times a day.