If you had no morals, how would you be making your money?
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Be a right wing grifter, obviously. Hey I've got some pills that make you BEEFY. They're full of testosterone*. Eat em by the fistfull while you feel bad for your inadequacies as a man.
*(because they're desiccated cum)
You can't tell them to eat them by the fistful. You're just screaming they need a fistful, otherwise your product doesn't work. Instead warn them about the effects of overuse. "If you get too swole off one per day don't increase to a fistful per day".
Probably by looking for cryptobros with bad opsec.
Scamming christians because they will buy anything with a cross on it, and they believe anything.
There's no such thing as me without morals. That would be an entirely different person.
Yeah, this is hard to even imagine.
Cult leader. People seem particularly susceptible these days.
Do the Joel Osteen grift.
Mostly to inflict financial harm on Republicans.
At the grassroots level, where they aught to know better than voting directly against their own best short, mid, and long term interests.
I'd buy low, sell high.
US congressman.
The problem is not that I have morals, it's that I lack the body.
Eh, you don't need to be that hot, you won't be making 6 figures tho.
I've always thought I would be a great scammer.
Probably scamming people on dating sites. Setting up a fake only fans site or something too and just using AI to make images of "me."
I'd probably join in on the reich wing grift as well, sell worthless overpriced Charlie Kirk merch and claim it's for a Kirk charity or something.
Feardotcom
Cybercrime.
likely crypto.
TOTAL GLOBAL DOMINATION!
MUHAHAHAHA!
ALL HAIL LELOUCH!
I would've been writing HVT algos for the financial sector.
Be a right wing grifter, obviously. Hey I've got some pills that make you BEEFY. They're full of testosterone*. Eat em by the fistfull while you feel bad for your inadequacies as a man.
*(because they're desiccated cum)
You can't tell them to eat them by the fistful. You're just screaming they need a fistful, otherwise your product doesn't work. Instead warn them about the effects of overuse. "If you get too swole off one per day don't increase to a fistful per day".