Baby rule

Remember folks, taking too much Tylenol WILL destroy your liver and kill you fairly quickly.

And don't take it the morning after a heavy night of drinking, it's like 10x more toxic in that scenario.
If you need a pain killer go for ibuprofen until like 24h after you finished your last drink
- Wait fr? Wtf
Liver failure is a fairly slow death taking up to a month
- Ok I didn’t mean like gunshot quick more like “get your affairs in order” quick.
Correction: It will start killing you quickly, but the actual death will be long and painful. Liver failure is a particularly bad way to go out.
- Man, Trump looks like he could use a night out drinking and then hangover relief with Tylenol.
My favorite stat about the safety seals is that you’re much more likely to die taking Tylenol than from someone poisoning your Tylenol.
Is that a threat, or a promise?😏😏
- Its really painful and not quick.
As will corn, chocolate, and water.
Take ibuprofen instead and destroy your intestines instead!

Yeah this is a joke I can't get behind because not everyone knows how dangerous this is

Hot take: Americans don't know how dangerous this is. Every day I am reminded just how fucking dumb the average American is. A land of degrading intelligence. Our president loves the poorly educated, just like our elected officials do!

So many layers to this joke, and they are all now federal crimes.

this joke is too american for me to understand

Doctors and scientists in my country assured everyone that paracetamol (tylenol) is fine and to ignore whatever the US is doing :P
But for your information Trump announced that paracetamol during pregnancy causes autism.
- ah, i see, another day, another cause of autism. What a fucking clown.

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That's enough tylenol to do massive damage to your liver, if taken in a single dose. It would likely put you in the hospital or kill you.

No, it wouldn't. These are likely 500mg pills, and there's 7 of them. That's 3.5g worth, well below the daily recommended limit of 4g and well below the 10g single dose limit for adults where toxicity becomes likely. Even if these were the chonky 1g pills, it's not likely to cause liver damage.
Depends on the concentration. Yes Paracetamol can absolutely kill you if taken in grand excess. But this would have to be a very high dosage per pill to get you that far. Still not healthy of course.
Lol no
- Lol yes.
  What is pictured is basically a whole day worth of Tylenol. It is enough to initiate liver failure, if taken in a single dose.

they're shaped like mini bomb pops so they have to be good

You wanna give that kid autism!?!